How About "None of the Above"?

Three out of four candidates running for Hidalgo County clerk have arrest records. The fourth candidate, currently an assistant county clerk, had his name and picture up on the county clerk's website even though he wasn't the guy in charge.

And because the Hidalgo County Republican Party can't collate its feces sufficiently to get any candidates on the county ballot, we're stuck with one of these four clowns come November.