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Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Embarrassment to Hidalgo County

Mr. Embarrassment to Hidalgo County

Some county officials get arrested for drinking and driving. You, oh Villian of the Valley, get charged with drinking and driving and marijuana possession, and domestic violence, and statutory rape.

At least I didn't jaywalk

Not only that, but you try to use your religion as a shield. But the voters don't buy it, and you get your ass kicked in the primary election.

I still got 13 percent

This sort of personal crisis would cause anyone to question their faith. But you, oh True Believer, do more than question: You switch religions like you're changing clothes.

Can I get an Amen?

And when it comes time to pay the piper, you're nowhere to be found. Your lawyer says you'll turn yourself in tomorrow, but that was yesterday. Now, the feds think you're on the lam.

Nyah, nyah, nyah, can't catch me

So keep on running, oh Coward of the County, because this dud is you.

Mr. Embarrassment to Hidalgo County

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